Tired cat passes out - SWeet SWeet and Sweet !

Tired cat passes out - SWeet SWeet and Sweet !

Magic By Microsoft

# 1 MAGIC

• An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on
• the Computer which can be named as “CON“. This is
• something funny and inexplicable? At Microsoft the whole
• Team, couldn’t answer why this happened!

TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A “CON”


FOLDER

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# 2 MAGIC

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

• Open an empty notepad file
• Type “Bush hid the facts” (without the quotes)
• Save it as whatever you want.
• Close it, and re-open it.

Noticed the weird bug?
No one can explain!

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# 3 MAGIC

There is a simple feature in Notepad that can make it work like a ersonal diary for you. Here is how to go about it:

• Firstly open a blank Notepad file.
• Now write .LOG as the first line in the file, and then press enter. Now save the file and close it.
• Open the notepad file now and you will find that the current date and time has been appended (put) at the end and the cursor is in the next line.
• Type your notes and then save and close the file.
• Each time you open the file, Notepad repeats the process that is it appends the date and time to the end of the file and places the cursor below it. 

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# 4 MAGIC 

Again this is something funny and can’t be explained?

At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself?

• Open Microsoft Word and type
• =rand (200, 99)
• And then press ENTER
• And see the

magic?..!

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# 5 MAGIC 

Did you know that a flight number from one of the planes that hit one

of the two WTC towers on 9/11 was Q33N. In Notepad / word pad or MS

Word, type that flight number i.e. Q33N. Increase the font size to 72.

Change the font to Wingdings. ….. u will be amazed by the

findings!!!…………………..

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