Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Magic By Microsoft


# 1 MAGIC


  • An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on
  • the Computer which can be named as “CON“. This is
  • something funny and inexplicable? At Microsoft the whole
  • Team, couldn’t answer why this happened!


TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A “CON”


FOLDER

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# 2 MAGIC

For those of you using Windows, do the following:


  • Open an empty notepad file
  • Type “Bush hid the facts” (without the quotes)
  • Save it as whatever you want.
  • Close it, and re-open it.


Noticed the weird bug?
No one can explain!



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# 3 MAGIC

There is a simple feature in Notepad that can make it work like a ersonal diary for you. Here is how to go about it:


  • Firstly open a blank Notepad file.
  • Now write .LOG as the first line in the file, and then press enter. Now save the file and close it.
  • Open the notepad file now and you will find that the current date and time has been appended (put) at the end and the cursor is in the next line.
  • Type your notes and then save and close the file.
  • Each time you open the file, Notepad repeats the process that is it appends the date and time to the end of the file and places the cursor below it. 


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# 4 MAGIC 

Again this is something funny and can’t be explained?

At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself?

  • Open Microsoft Word and type
  • =rand (200, 99)
  • And then press ENTER
  • And see the
magic?..!

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# 5 MAGIC 

Did you know that a flight number from one of the planes that hit one
of the two WTC towers on 9/11 was Q33N. In Notepad / word pad or MS
Word, type that flight number i.e. Q33N. Increase the font size to 72.
Change the font to Wingdings. ….. u will be amazed by the
findings!!!…………………..


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Friday, April 29, 2011

How To Build The World's Best Paper Airplanes

Show them that you still have all the skills, helping children to make these beauties. Learn how to make top 7 large aircraft designs in the world of paper and make them fly faster and longer.









Tuesday, April 26, 2011

How Much You Know !!


How Much You Know !! 

Until 

They Know , 

How Much You Care .. !! 

Good Morning ... (= 

Stay Blessed

*****

Your soul came back from dreamland re-united
with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself
slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day.
Good Morning.

*****

Every Morning I Long To 
Hold You, 
I Need U, 
I Want U, 
I Love Your Warmth, 
...Your Smell, 
Your Taste... 


Ohhh Coffee, 

I Luv You.. 

gOoD mOrNiNg...! 

*****

Never Start Ur Day With Broken Pieces Of Yesterday, 

It Will Definitely Destroy Ur Wonderful 

TODAY N Will Ruin Ur Great Tom0rrow! 

Good Morning... 

*****

Wish u happy longest day of the year
21st june 2010. . . . .

I hope i m the 1st who iz wishing u. Iz that so?

Good Morning. 



Monday, April 25, 2011

Funny Hindi SMS | SMS | Santa Banta SMS

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

******

mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega

******

Anty chote puppy se: Oye hoye! kitna sona doggy hai!
Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!
Boy: Par anty..
Anty: Oye kiss karne de!
Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!!
.
.
.
Boy: Par anty iska muh idhar nahi us taraf hai!

******

Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!

******

Santa GAON gaya,
BUS se Utarte hi MITTI HATH me Uthakar Bola- 'Gaon ki Mitti ki Khushbu hi Alag hai'
Banta- SAALE Thik se dekh MITTI nahi 'TATTI' hai.